Bathing kids and otherwise getting ready for bed.
Reanie: Daddy, who am I the boss of?
Daddy: (thinking carefully) Nobody.
Reanie: Noah?
Daddy: No. You are the boss of me.
Reanie: Oh. You need to tell me to get ready for bed.
A few minutes later, as I'm getting out of the shower, Reanie is standing on the scale...
Reanie: Daddy, will you measure my feet?
Daddy: What?!?
Daddy: ...
Daddy: ...
Daddy: OH! Your feet are 40 pounds.
Reanie: Now measure Buddy's feet.
Another few minutes later, while looking at the marks on the wall where we measure the kids...
Reanie: Will Noah still tell me he loves me when I'm taller than him?
Daddy: He will if you tell him to.
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